MOVIE RANTS

Movies movies movies…I can barely imagine life without them! And If your an Indian, movies are just as important as food, or water….we’re talking about the industry that churns out more than a 1000 movies every year!!! And the thing about us, is that we don’t stop with just our movies..no no…movies means movies from EVERYWHERE! In America, you’re probably content with what Hollywood feeds you (excluding those eccentrics who watch ‘art’ films from Austria and Germany and what not). Come to India, and we have quite a few of those ‘ollywoods’ (insert suitable alphabet.) Up north, they’ll catch the English and of course Bollywood. Most don’t bother with the south, maybe if its dubbed in Hindi…maybe. They just wait for the hits to be remade with Akshay Kumar or the like. But we Tamil folk, ohh,  we’re truly the luckiest of the bunch! We watch our own Tamil movies (Kollywood), we watch our neighbours’ movies, shout out to the awesome Telugu industry(Tollywood) and Malayalam (Mollywood?!?…no I don’t think so). We love the big guys from Bombay, and we will watch them with or without subtitles, (I like to think we’re linguistically smart that way) AND we will not miss English ones either! That’s a hell lot of movies in a life time, trust me. My point: there are soooo many movies out there and since I am a one of sooo many words, I really need some space to talk about the silver screen. If you’re just starting out with Indian movies I’ll share my pick, so you can avoid the truckloads of garbage that plague our cinema halls. My thoughts, my opinions, my RANT.

How NOT to get Attacked at the ATM

Last week, India saw the worst that could possibly happen within a 4 x 6 cubicle filled with cash, and now ATM-phobia is sweeping the nation. This isn’t the first ATM robbery, nor will it be the last. (There was an ATM robbery of the exact nature in Chennai less than 2 days after Bangalore). But, somehow this particular incident has caught the interest of many. Add to it the complete and gruesome footage from the CCTV camera within the ATM, the media had a field day. The brutal CCTV footage was on loop the entire day!!!, (which leads me to the blatant and disturbing insensitivity to violence, the media displays time and again! but that’s a rant for another day.)

ATM s have become extremely commonplace today, especially in urban areas. As of November 2012, there are 1,21,847 ATM kiosks throughout the country. That’s 1,21,847 boxes of money lying around with, most of the time, minimum or no protection. It’s a daunting number of places to provide security, but what are the other possibilities to ensure that one can use an ATM without fear? What’s the point of a security camera if nobody is monitoring them in real time?

In what seems to be  a positive step, police in Bangalore have shut down at least a 1000 ATM s over concern of lax security. Perhaps banks will look into the matter with greater responsibility from now on.  The fact that they have nonchalantly gotten away with compromising security at the cost of a customer’s safety for this long is regrettable.

My first reaction to this whole thing was “I AM NEVER USING AN ATM AGAIN”. But let’s face it, you can’t avoid the place forever. So here are a few precautions/suggestions we could all try out, and maybe, possibly reduce the chances of our getting attacked the same way.

1. You can add all of the default precautions, which are generally known by everyone. Don’t write your pin number down. Make sure you don’t leave behind any belonging or information after using an ATM etc etc.

2. This one’s a given. Avoid ATM s in deserted areas. When you scream, somebody should hear you.

3. Don’t head to the ATM after dark or in the wee hours of the morning. Besides looking like a thief yourself, it’s obviously much harder to see what/who’s lurking, waiting to pounce with a knife.  True the incident in question did happened at 7 AM in the morning, which brings me to the next tip…

4. Don’t go ALONE.  Take a friend, take your mom, or your colleague. Somebody who you trust (obviously).

Here’s the Master Plan I came up with, which should be foolproof against any attack.

Have your person from point no. 4 wait outside the ATM while you draw the cash. This is so that any attacker will have to get through said friend to get to you (and your money). This is when you wish you had a kick-ass friend like Micky O’Neil who’ll throw a punch or two for you, but even if you don’t, not a problem. The attacker will definitely think twice before attacking and trying to rob in full view of the public.

This zeros the possibility of any attacker locking you inside the ATM too. If the creep is waiting inside the ATM, again, somebody standing few feet away should be able to discern a commotion inside and be able to bring help, ensuring you’re not lying in there unconscious and bleeding for hours.

There’s a hoax SMS doing rounds, claiming that if you enter the reversed the digits of your ATM pin, the police will be alerted of the attempted theft and come to the rescue. THIS IS NOT TRUE. You will be left smirking over help that will never reach you, and probably annoy your assailant into hurting you.

In the end, if you do find yourself in such a position, under the control of an attacker, and without help, just give him the cash. You’ll end up spending 10 times the money on hospital bills once he decides to hack you up.

Jokes apart, I pray the woman who was hurt in the horrifying attack in Bangalore has a quick recovery. And I sincerely hope that man is put behind bars soon!

Attackers aren’t afraid of the camera anymore. (seeing how this particular attacker still eludes capture, I’m sure it’s an inspiration to many of the same mind). Simply having someone monitor the camera (most of the ATM s already have them), could help provide an immediate response and deter such attacks from happening in the future.

ATM-phobia

 It takes a machete-wielding madman to wake our country up to safety issues. Fine. So be it. Better late than never. 

Smiles and Diwali

You can easily tell when a particular person, (whether a friend or a stranger) is happy about something. Sometimes it matters and other times it doesn’t. But have you ever felt this collective, contagious happiness that basically forces itself onto you, like it’s intoxicating the very air you breathe!

Thursday afternoon, this is exactly what Chennai felt like. I’m walking out the gates of my college campus, and the traffic is horrendous. I’m not kidding. Cars, buses, autos, bikes, were standing still for as far as I could see. It took 10 minutes for a bus to get from one end of the stop to the other, (the stop is only some 15 ft wide mind you). But the cool part was that no one seemed to really mind the jam. Many carrying their little duffel bags, on their way to the train station or bus terminus, heading home for Diwali weekend and people balancing large boxes of fire crackers on two wheelers, they all had a smile on their face.

Have you ever seen those Christmas  movies, where it’s snowing, and there are wreaths and lights and carols and everyone is just obnoxiously happy about everything? I used to find that annoying, fake, and close to impossible to see in India, but guess I was wrong. It was a hot sweaty afternoon, nobody was moving more than an inch every few minutes, but no one cared. The stalls selling crackers at every street corner, the over crowded sweet shops, the last minute clothes shopping and simply being surrounded by so many genuine smiles, the vibes get to you. You can actually forget whatever it was that was bothering you and simply relax, taking in the Diwali spirit! Hope everyone has an enjoyable and safe Diwali! 🙂

Side note: Really wish I could have taken a picture. Resolves to always carry a camera from now on*